Jul
24
2009
Patience, please.
Author: Mat BaptistaIt’s been two weeks, but there’s no doubt we’ve all learned a few things already, and I’m not talking about Swahili slang or idiomatic expressions, although we do look pretty cool walking down the streets saying, “what’s up?,” “just chilling,” and “crazy like banana.” Sadly for me, that’s the extent of my Swahili knowledge. I’m sure if I had another week I’d be fluent.
There are, however, more important things we’ve learned, such as how to open a coconut. The next time we’re in a tropical, coconut-growing region, I’ll be the really cool kid that knows how to open the coconut. It’s kind of like a guitar player around a fire…but without the guitar or fire…and with coconuts. I digress.
Africa has taught us a great deal of patience. Everything we’ve done here, from daily routines to working on projects, involves learning how to be patient. (My parents are so excited reading this right now.) For example, all six of us sleep in one room, so we’ve learned to be accepting of my snoring and Pinky’s sleep talking. It’s also not the easiest thing sharing a bathroom with five others, four of which are girls. Gentlemen reading, sympathize.
With respect to project work, saying we’ve been patient would be an understatement. Take the water project for example. We had an initial plan, got the required parts and installed the system. It didn’t work. So, we drew up another plan, got those parts and gave it a go. Attempt two wasn’t successful either. We sat down, thought out some alternatives, purchased the materials and set them up. We still hadn’t satisfied our desires for the project. See a pattern? I hope so, because I’m running out of ways of saying the same thing. Regardless, the ‘idea, purchase, install, fail’ pattern went on for a week. At times, we wanted to snap the filter in half and rip out the piping, but we didn’t…well we did break a filter, but it wasn’t intentional. No worries, we bought two, and you all know the end result: we eventually got the thing to work.
One must also realize that no matter where we go we have no idea what people are saying. The language barrier is frustrating, especially when you are trying to do a research project. After asking twelve people for directions, we finally arrive at a store. After ‘speaking’ with a shopkeeper for a few minutes (in other words, asking a question in broken Swahili, getting a blank look, getting a response in broken English, and then mimicking their initial blank look) we realize we aren’t at the right place. When we get to the right store, we encounter a shopkeeper with no knowledge of the English language, so we search for someone who can translate for us. Twenty minutes later, we discover the store doesn’t have the thing we need, and that we need to travel to Mwenge to get it. To make matters worse, getting to Mwenge involves an hour and a half ride on a dala dala, a Kelso-like van made to seat 18, but typically holds 30. Oh, and the seats are like plane seats, but with no recline option, less leg room, no seatbelt, let alone a safety pamphlet, no audio plug-ins, and half the size. So really, nothing like a plane seat, but you get the idea.
All in all, we’re a persistent bunch, but if the internet fails or the power goes out ONE MORE TIME…
Talk to you soon,
Mathew Baptista

